Friends,
2022 is exiting the batters box faster than you post back-to-back granny pitch whiffs. I say good riddance. The Jazz won zero titles, the Utes won zero Rose Bowls and Betos on 4th South is being bulldozed for, wait for it, another SLC apartment building. Is nothing sacred?!
Here is all we have going on to round out the year.
- Winter leagues are basically sold out. Good job everyone that signed up early. If that was not there is a little space in dodgeball, darts and our new guy/gal in town, Sunday indoor turf futsal.
- Tell me if you have heard this before but WE NEED LADIES to help round out futsal and basketball teams. Reply to this message to get a discount code that would make Cyber Monday blush.
- SHAMELESS PLUG When we aren't organizing fun leagues, we make fun games! If you are looking for a gift this year, here are two of our most popular: Toilet Tag (for couples) and CoolCats & Asshats (for parties). Laughter guaranteed.
- Beehive Prom is out most fun party of the year. Hundreds of people, Professional DJ, awards, food, games. It is a grand ol time. Ticket prices go up 1/1/23 so get yours right meow!
- The first 5 people to send me a photo of them skiing/boarding with their beehive shirt on top of their jacket win a FREE 2023 league registration! Action shots encouraged, mid-lift chugging highly encouraged :)
That is all, folks. Catch ya in the new year!