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November Newsletter

Friends,


November is here. Shit. Don't think about the next 6 months though, keep your thoughts focused on the next 6 years where I am formally predicting the following with come to pass. 1. The Jazz will win an NBA title in spite of their best efforts to be the worst team in the NBA. 2. Elon Musk will sell Twitter and buy a fleet of free-use sex robots that bring about world peace. 3. Beehive Sports will clone Jimmy so he can referee all leagues in a perfectly mediocre fashion. Disclaimer: I am not an investment advisor merely a man who racked up a $350 bill calling Ms. Cleo in 1999 (true story).


Now a sneak peak of the nearer future this month...


  1. Winter Leagues are OPEN for registration and filling up fast. The price goes up soon too so get on your horse and grab yourself a spot before it's too late.
  2. We are also starting a new monthly TRIVIA NIGHT at Blue Gene's bar. Free to attend. Professionally hosted trivia. All the deets here.
  3. Friendsgiving is a Beehive tradition and truly great excuse to visit a bar on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Prizes and good vibes abound. Save the date!
  4. BEEHIVE PROM is back after a two year pandemic hiatus. Tickets are on sale now. Get them before they do in price or we sell out. This is our most fun party of the year!
  5. GIANT thank you to those who gave generously gave money to our charity sponsors when they registered for 2022 leagues. Their names are below. They vote, drive the speed limit and probably have good teeth too.

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