Friends,
We're almost there. I can feel the Earth tilting its axis to give us better access to the one true god, Mother Sun. For all 793(!!) of you that have moved to Utah in the last 6 months and joined Beehive Sports...here are my top 3 recommendations: Natural History Museum: Fun for kids and adults. Bryce Canyon Nat'l Park: Hot-take, this is the best national park in Utah. Ensign Peak hike: It doesn't get the love "Living Room" does but the views are better. You can thank me later, because...
Here's what's happening in Beehiveland this fine March...
- There are 1846 people signed up for spring sports as I hit "Send." Join them to play kickball, softball, flag football, soccer, sand volleyball and cornhole before we're totally full!
- Our best pub crawl of the year is a mere 12 days away. Grab a ticket for the St. Patrick's Day o' Fun right meow. You won't regret it (we submit to the court as evidence Exhibit A).
- We're looking for Beehive "Ambassadors" this Spring. Here's the gig in a nutshell. You play in as many leagues as you like for free. We just ask that you visit 1-2 leagues a week to say hi to teams, take a team photo and if you wanna stop to grab a case of Miller Lite to hand out too, we'll pay for it. Think of it as Beehive Fairy Godmothers and Fathers spreading cheer around the community. If you're interested, hit reply.
- Speaking of people. If you're interested in refereeing for a league this spring. Hit reply. You'll make some money, more friends and even more respect from the rest of our conclave.
- We have new prizes this year for the winning teams of every league/division. If you can guess what it is, I'll give you one and credit to play in 5 free Beehive leagues. Ready, set, guess (aka reply). I'll unveil them in earnest in next month's newsletter!
SPONSOR SPOTLIGHT
We asked Pit Viper to describe the cut of their jib and this is what they sent back (remember, they're yelling with you, not at you)
PIT VIPER IS A BIG FAN OF HAVING FUN, ALL THE BEERS, AND PLAYING HARD. WE OFFER STYLISH AND FUNCTIONAL EYE PROTECTION FOR OBJECTS FLYING AT YOUR FACE OR STARING AT THE SUN! DO NOT BELIEVE US? CHECK OUT PITVIPER.COM, NERDS! MAYBE WE WILL DO A GIVEAWAY, WHO KNOWS. SEE YOU ON THE COURT, FIELD, OR YOUR PARENTS BARBECUE!
And don't trust them, trust the dogs below. Dogs don't lie. They don't know how to...
